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Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017 Funny Wishes for Cards

Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017: You are now going to get good quotes and sayings for Hanukkah 2017. We have chosen some of the best quotes and saying on the festival of Hanukkah, which you will surely love it. Now you can send such funny wishes by creating cards etc.

Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017 Funny Wishes for Cards

Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017 Funny Wishes for Cards

1. “May love and light fill your home and heart at Hanukkah.”


2. “On Hanukkah, the first night, light yourself a candle bright. I’ll you if you will me invite, to dance within that gentle light.”

3. “The darkness of the whole world cannot swallow the glowing of a candle.”

4. “Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.”

5. “Happy Hanukkah: On Hanukkah, the first night, light yourself a candle bright. I’ll you if you will me invite to dance within that gentle right.”


Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017 Funny Wishes for Cards

6. “I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.”

7. “May the light illuminate your hearts and shine in your life every day of the year. May everlasting peace be yours and upon our Earth.”

8. “Now, near the Winter Solstice, it is good to light candles. All the nice meanings of bringing light to the world can be beautiful. But perhaps we are concentrating on lighting the world because we don’t know how to light up our own lives.”

9. “Sophie wondered when was she going to learn that lots of things seem like a good idea but a small amount of analysis might uncover that such seemingly good ideas are, in fact, intrinsically faulty.”

10. “Praised are You, Our God, Ruler of the universe, who made us holy through your commandments and commanded us to kindle the Hanukah lights.”


Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017 Funny Wishes for Cards

11. “The next day, eating a turkey sandwich with salt and mayonnaise, Rebecca decided Thanksgiving was the best holiday, although she had little to choose from: her family never celebrated Hanukkah but her father was militant about ignoring Christmas and insisted they spend December 25 eating Chinese takeout and going to the movies.”

12. “On Hanukkah, the first dark night, Light yourself a candle bright. I’ll you, if you will me invite To dance within that gentle light.”

13. “December is full of the beauty of Light and love we can bring into our life.You can chose to be stressed or you can choose to let the small stuff go and be peaceful this Holiday season. It really is a choice you make.”

14. “Making fun of Hanukkah, disparaging Kwanza, and being Disrespectful about Christmas!”

15. “Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.”

Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017 Funny Wishes for Cards

16. “In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!”

17. “Hidden in the deepest darkness is the greatest light. Holy Sparks: It’s our job to light up a world of darkness; to reflect God’s light in this world.”

18. “Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.”

19. “Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.”

20. “Never fear shadows. They only mean there’s a light shining somewhere nearby.”

Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017 Funny Wishes for Cards

21. “The darkness of the whole world cannot swallow the glowing of a candle.”

22. “To me every hour of the light and dark is a miracle, Every cubic inch of space is a miracle.”

23. “Chanuka is about the spark of the divine in all of us made in God’s image.”

24. “Blessed is the match consumed in kindling flame, Blessed is the flame that burns in the secret fastness of the heart!”

25. “May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all humankind.”

Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017 Funny Wishes for Cards

26. “Eight days the light continued on its own: A miracle, they say, but not more so Than ordinary lives of flesh and bone, Consuming wicks burned ashen long ago.”

27. “Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.”

28. “May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all humankind.”

29. “Blessed is the match consumed in kindling flame. Blessed is the flame that burns in the secret fastness of the heart.”

30. “Kindle the taper like the steadfast star Ablaze on evening’s forehead o’er the earth, And add each night a lustre till afar An eightfold splendor shine above thy hearth.”

Happy Hanukkah Quotes And Sayings 2017 Funny Wishes for Cards

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